The Story about when I got in Jail in the US and fleed the Court date !

 

After I got some mails from friends that know about my situation !!
I have decided NOT to enter the US…

Apparently they have a very BIG data base, tracking all finger prints when you enter the country !!

There was an Incident, 13months ago..
I’m going to be honest and I’m not proud over this..
Even if I think it’s a Good story !!

I’m in California,US
on Holiday !
I was skydiving in Elsinore (just outside LA) and one night we decided to go to Temecula for some party !!

it was Wednesday !!
me and 3more friends drove to a Temecula Pub / Nightclub.
You have to understand that there is not many Taxi cars here :D
so I drove to the club !!

Anyway !!!

We where drinking and having Fun !!
After MANY MANY Gin & Tonic’s
the nightclub closed !

So we where about to go home to one of the girls for some After-party !!

We where a group of 6people now…
I think :D

We all got in to the car,, hahaha..
The car is a mustang convertible so you can imagine how it looked with 6people inside this small car..
Then I got the REALLY good idea to take the roof down !!!
So here we where…
Driving in Temecula, 6 drunk people in a Mustantang with the roof DOWN..
Oooh yes.. playing loud Music !!!

Why does some things seem so clever when your drunk??

of course the police Stopped us !!
I was BUSTED..

I had to get out of the Car and to all these test you seen in Movies..
haha..
I was walking the street up and down trying to hold my balance..
He asked me if I been drinking..
yes I said: ONE glass at 19 o’clock.

What time is it now he asked me:
maybe around 22.30 (10.30pm) I said..
Later I was told that the time was between 02-03 am..
I refused to blow in the alco-test due to that I knew that the result would not be very flattering..

The took me to Jail !!

they did Not compound the car, and that was nice from them…
While in Jail, all of the officers came to have a look at the busted Swede !!
think they where 7 of them..
It was Fun, I made jokes and make all laugh :D
I was still very drunk of course..

After they take all of your belongings, shoes, socks and Jacket. You get escorted to a cell..
It’s quite Fun, You get to meet people there..
I was not a trouble make so they put me with the drunk and disorderly people.
We where about 5 of us in that cell..

The Fucked up part, but quite clever is to have it VERY cold in the cells.
It was Freezing !!!
”I got very sick after this night”

One more thing, is that they escort you to 4different cells threw the night..
Everything to make it more difficult..
Once again.. Quite clever !!

During the night they, took pictures, took my fingerprints, took a blood sample (to verify the amount of alcohol in my blood)
I was thinking that a blood sample would take a lot of time to process, so better to go with that!

They can hold you for 6hours, then you get to the final stage:
Releasing:
BUT
here is NO time limit..
if the paper work takes 24hours, then it takes 24hours !!!

I was in the release cell with one more guy..
He knew who would pick him up !

He asked me: Who is Picking You Up ??

I have No idea I said.
one of the jail officers said they called somebody that left there number.
probably somebody from the car..
Who,; they did not say !!

Then at 10am !!
They let me go !!

I had to sign the summon for a Court date in California Supreme Court.
Charges: DUI ”Driving Under the Influence”
The date was in the beginning of January..
and I knew I could Not make it, I had to go and work offshore..

I said nothing..

I got my stuff !!
They where also nice to tell me where they parked my car !!
It was where they busted me..

When I step out from Jail, there is two California girls greeting me :D
J and B..
I had meet J before but NOT her friend…

Apparently her friend got asked to join and pick up a Swedish guy from jail..
She kind of liked the idea..

So did I :D

The girls drove me to my Car !!!
I told then I had to buy them breakfast !!
We steeped in to Fridays !!

BUT

We did NOT order food..
Only DRINKS !!
here we where, at 10 o’clock drinking Giant strawberry Daiquiris..

The rest of this day is History !!
but we had a lot of Fun !!

ohh yes,, I drove from Friday’s !!
hahaha
Felt like the only good thing to do at the time !

 

Oooh Yes..

Thanks girls for picking me up in Jail !!!
You are the best !!!
Respect and Love

ps: I cant be bothered to read threw all this again.
so if you don’t like my spelling..
Go and Fuck Yourself !!
”This is to anonymous that been harassing me every day with his or hers stupid comments”

I’m on Facebook if anybody want to comment !!
link here !!!

;)

Ciao

This was the Car !!!
6people in this :D

 

Me and J posing with the Cort date for the California Supreme Court..
I sounds pretty big, supreme !!
can I change my last name to Supreme ??


Ciao

and
remember:
 

 

Live Your Dream,,, Don’t Dream Your Life !!