Jävla USA!

USA är ett jävligt konstigt land med sina skumma lagar!
Hittade en sida med dom mest udda lagarna dom har i sina delstater :)
T.ex att inte binda en alligator vid en brandpost?
Vem är fan dum nog att ens gå nära en alligator om man ser den?
Sen ska man fånga den och gå och binda fast den vid en brandpost?
Eller att man inte får kasta ut älgar från flygplan i Alaska?
Vilket flygbolag tillåter ens att man tar med Älgar med ombord på flyget?
Och i Ohio får man inte ge alkoholhaltig dryck till fiskar?
I Alabama får man inte ha en lösmustasch i kyrkan!
Eller bära glasstrut i bakfickan då kan man få långt fängelsestraff!
Jag känner på mig att dom har JÄVLIGT dåliga alkohollagar!
Så blir nog inte något land jag kommer att flytta till.

Hade jag gjort lagar hade dom kunnat se ut såhär!

1. Du får inte vara nykter mellan 18:00-04:00 Helger!
2. Är du tjej måste du röka för det är sexigt!
3. Är du tjej och blir kåt av att röka ring mig så blir vi ihop :)
4. Vin och Cider och Öl får bara drickas på vardagar,
På helger är det Sprit på minst 40% som gäller!
5. Knulla är skönt lär dig det jävligt fort!

Har ni brytit mot någon av dessa lagar nån gång?


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  1. Det där med att inte kasta ut en älg ifrån ett flygplan i Alaska osv.. Det har faktiskt hänt på riktigt, därför är det lagar om sånt :p

    • Skojar du elr har de hänt på riktigt?:d Hahahahahahaha
      Isf vilken idiot är dum nog att göra de?? Haha

    • nej ditt retard det är bara nån idiot som tyckt att det är kul att förvränga lagar, ex du får inte ha aligator på allmän plats, då får du ju inte binda den till en brandstolpe eftersom dem bara finns på allmänna platser.

  2. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

  3. era pantade idioter.. har själv sett dessa lagar, det är påhitt för att man skall ha nått att skratta åt…

  4. Du får väl ge dig in i politiken såsmåningom. Varför inte starta ett eget parti som kämpar för friare alkohollagar. Då får du säkert många röster. ;-)

  5. Fan vad du kräver likes/delningar för att få läsare på din blogg..Varför ska man prenumerera på dig för några jb biljetter? Räcker att dom skickar meddelande till dig jävla bekräftelser du kräver..

  6. Dessa lagar finns eftersom det svslutande provet på juristutbildningen(advokat) på skolorna är att man ska få igenom en lag. Man ska alltså skapa eller typ ändra en lag. Och då är det svårt att ändra så att man får köra bil tidigare, så då gör dom sånna lagar.

  7. haha helt klart dom bästa lagarna ( man får inte vara nykter mellan 18:00-04:00 på helger ) haha älskar fan denna blog finns ingen bättre:-)
    hälsningar den snygga grabben ifrån vargön // robert arvidsson @ facebook ;-)

  8. riktat till (sara den) o vafan vet du om dessa lagar ditt pantade luder…,dessa lagar är på skämt för helvete, påstå inte att du vet något om amerikanska lagar

    • Sluta med sånt, din finnige rövpullare.
      Kan du inte prata i normal ton kommer pappa på besök inatt igen.

    • Då får du fråga nån annan än Jocke. Han kan inte orsaka den minsta hemorroid med sin lille snopp.

    • hållkäften din fitta säg inte att det är sexigt med canser tror du folk som har det vill det eller

  9. Kan inte du länka sidan med dom konstiga amerikanska lagarna?
    PS. Din blogg är den bästa heltklart du verkar vara en så jävla skön prick!

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